10. You bought a dog like Wicket without telling your parents, then convinced them to let you keep it.
9. You refuse to call your siblings anything but Jessie, Avey, Mackie, and Zoe.
8. Your mother has become accustomed to searching malls and other crowded areas for three blond heads, just in case.
7. When someone says a word that sounds like "Hanson" you go wacko (example: "We were dancin'." What? You were with Hanson?).
6. Everything you own (including underwear) is green, red, blue or orange ONLY.
5. There are five layers of posters on your walls.
4. You forced your older brother to go to college at Tulsa University; you visit him every weekend.
3. Your mom introduces you as, "Our little Hanson."
2. Your dad's "Web Favorites" list is full of Hanson sites.
1. Your family answering machine says, "Thanks for calling the Smith house. If you're Hanson calling to propose to Jenny, press 1. If you're Hanson calling to ask Jenny on a date, press 2. If you're Hanson filing a restraining order on Jenny, please hang up, you've got the wrong number."
